Corruption

Granted, but then your fur returns to normal and you're suddenly attacked by a thousand vampires who tear you to shreds.

I wish everytime it rained it would rain gumballs the size of marbles.

Granted, but due to a saturated market, the makers of gumball machines the world over join the vampires to exact their revenge on you for making that wish.

i wish i had a zamboni

Granted, but in order to make it run, it needs the blood of 3 werewolves. So, in order to enjoy it you have to being sacrificing your own kind. After a few years of use, the werewolf population is severely decreased and those left alive have made it their mission to see you and your zamboni destroyed.

I wish I had pixie wings!

granted, but the wings were so small you could not fly, and they were always making you and other people cough from all the pixie dust.

i wish the moon was crimson

Granted, but with the light from the moon now crimson. The new effect leaves you and your kin maroon colored, thus lowering our fierce look.

I wish i had a book packed with pranks designed to use on vamps

granted, but since you kept pulling pranks on the vamps, the hunted you down and killed you.

i wish vamps couldn't use any of their senses to find werewolves

Granted but because werewolves and vampires are in an eternal struggle for the top, the grand force of chaos in a human representation bestows a gift to all vampires to even the score: clumsy werewolves with no teeth or claws. Becaue werewolves no longer have teeth or claws, they begin to die off, the vampires eventually taking over the woirld!

I wish the world was actually flat.

granted, but because the world was flat anyone could walk right off the edge, and all the water drained away as well.

i wish no one else could wish

Granted, but without the hope of something better for the furture everyone finds themselves chronically depressed and eventually they all take their own lives. Those left alive, by some small strength of will seek you out to kill you for taking away what little hope they had left.

I wish pigs really could fly.

granted, but because they could fly, they became to hard to kill and we were robbed of delicious things like ham, bacon, and other pig products. because of this tragedy, all werewolves and other meat eating creatures seek out to kill.

i wish i won any competition i entered.

lol sorry did not finish sentence. all werewolves and other meat eating creatures seek out to kill you.

Granted, but because you win every competition, the people who continue to lose to you find a way to kill you thusly improving their chances to win.

I wish I had all the answers.

Granted, but due to your all knowing gifts, you are acquired by a covert government organization, and forced to provide intel on anything and everything. Seeing your dillema you keep answering the question; what's next. As a result your mind becomes trapped in the infinite outcomes.

I wish i could kill a yak from 200 yards away, with MIND BULLETS!!

Granted, but in an effort to balance out the universe your vision is corrupted and everything and everyone looks like a yak.

I wish my ice wouldn't melt when I mix myself a drink.

Granted, but through word of mouth, your secret gets out, and droves of strangers, family, and friends break into your house on a daily basis looking for your miracle ice.

i wish i could move without a sound. (ninja wolf style )

Granted, but then one day while minding your own business and just walking about your merry way, you startle some stranger (because you made no sound) and his first instinct is to grab a gun and shoot. Being only inches away from him you're inevitably hit and perish.

I wish people actually had a decent work ethic like they used to in the good old days.

Granted, but since the nowadays become the good old days, noone remembers the past, history is abolished, and the world spins into a cataclysmic state where down is up, hot is cold, and skittles taste like cheetoes. NOOOO!!

i wish sentinels didn't give victories to people far weaker than me.(suck factor)

Granted, but since overly beefy sentinels no longer decide battles, everyone uses them as banks, and the standard of double level attributes becomes tripple/quadruple. Gameplay steps up, and those who have extraordinary attributes now only have......average ones.

I wish that i never need to corrupt my own wish again. (come on guys! lol)

Granted! But because you can't corrupt your own wishes anymore, no one else remembers to and this thread inevitably dies a horrible, lonely death and the sadistic joy that we all take in corrupting someone elses wishes dies with it and we all shrivel up and die.

I wish I wouldn't make typos when I type.

Granted, but since you no longer make typos, you incite jealousy amongst your peers, who conspire to cause you trouble in other ways.

I wish servers didn't necessarily......die.......when a new one starts up.