Corruption
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Re: Corruption
Granted! But each time a can was opened it would release a toxic vapor that eventually kills the entire human race.
I wish everything in life was free.
I wish everything in life was free.
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Granted!
But because everything was free the economy crashes putting thousands of people out on the streets.
I wish i was immortal
But because everything was free the economy crashes putting thousands of people out on the streets.
I wish i was immortal
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Granted, but you outlive everyone you've ever loved, and eventually outlive the destruction of the earth thusly leaving your immortal body to float around an empty universe alone.
I wish the wishing star was real!
I wish the wishing star was real!
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Granted,but whatever you wish for turns out to be 10 times better for your worst enemy.
I wish i could walk on air!
I wish i could walk on air!
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granted! but you get hit by a jet while you are walking on air
i wish i was immune to all weaponry
i wish i was immune to all weaponry
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Granted, but as a result, the peoples of the world turn to psychological warfare, settling for your tears instead of your death.
i wish i had an omipresent narrator. (that could be fun)
i wish i had an omipresent narrator. (that could be fun)
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granted, but the narrator has the most monotone voice EVER and he narrates absolutely EVERYTHING about your life(down to the smallest detail) and eventually bores you to death.
i wish i was omnipotent
i wish i was omnipotent
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Granted, but your newfound power can only be used to grant wishes. Other...people's wishes.
I wish i could make rainclouds appear over whomever i choose.
I wish i could make rainclouds appear over whomever i choose.
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granted, but you put so many rainclouds over people it eventually floods the earth.
i wish i could read minds at will
i wish i could read minds at will
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Granted, but hearing the demented innermst thoughts of your fellow men and women puts you in a psychotic state, landing you in an asylum.
i wish i had an inflatable raft.
i wish i had an inflatable raft.
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granted, but while you were in the middle of the Dead Sea your raft popped, trapping you in the middle of a chemical-loaded sea.
i wish i had large raven wings
i wish i had large raven wings
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Granted, but since fur and feathers is a hard look to pull off, you receive countless funny looks from the other wolves. the embarassment wears on you.
i wish my sword could negate special abilities
i wish my sword could negate special abilities
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granted, but because your sword was so rare and powerful, people are constantly trying to kill you to claim it as their own
i wish that if this wish was corrupted, it would backfire on the corrupter of the wish
i wish that if this wish was corrupted, it would backfire on the corrupter of the wish
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granted, but, since the corrupter of this took it literally, he stops drops,, rolls, and the fire on his back is disappears.
i wish the back burns away
i wish the back burns away
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Granted.... Your chest suddenly explodes in flames.
I wish my plants could talk back to me.
I wish my plants could talk back to me.
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Granted but they would talk so much nonsense that you would wish that your wish never came true.
I wish i could breathe fire on vampires!!!
I wish i could breathe fire on vampires!!!
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Granted, but since thats a pretty solid wish, the corruptor of the wish can't think of anything.
i wish sentinels could hump opponents into submission
i wish sentinels could hump opponents into submission
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granted, but this causes many users to quit the game, making us lose out on lots of prey
i wish i could kill vampires just by looking at them
i wish i could kill vampires just by looking at them
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Granted, but by some unforseen circumstance, you end up falling head over heels in love with one of them, and, as chance would have it, look at them thusly killing them. The loss of such a powerful love drives you totally insane that you make it your mission to become one of those blood suckers and then look upon yourself ending your own life.
I wish I could control people's minds.
I wish I could control people's minds.
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granted, but having such power eventually leads you to misuse your ability, making thousands of people train their minds to defend against this, then go out to kill you.
i wish vampires never existed and we had the humans all to ourselves
i wish vampires never existed and we had the humans all to ourselves
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Granted, but since most humans just run away screaming, you and your fellow werewolfs grow increasingly bored and fat.
I wish i had clap on theme music.
I wish i had clap on theme music.
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Granted, but every time you dropped a book, flipped something over, knocked something about or even walked too loudly it would start again.
I wish there was someone would come clean my house free of charge everyday.
I wish there was someone would come clean my house free of charge everyday.
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granted, but the house cleaner turns out to be a perverted guy and gos through all your stuff while he cleans.
i wish i had impenetrable fur
i wish i had impenetrable fur
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Granted, but since your barber's scissors cant cut your impenetrable fur, youve become the only werewolf on the block not rocking the latest hairdo. This makes you feel left out. (tear)
i wish i had a pair of super scissors for poneros
i wish i had a pair of super scissors for poneros
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granted, but since the scissors seem to have a mind of there own, they go and make 98% of the werewolf population bald.
oh i wish, i wish i hadn't wished this wish
oh i wish, i wish i hadn't wished this wish
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