Corruption

by **Hashira** Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:10 am

Aaaaand another game I'm stealing from {E.S.F}.

How to Play

Someone makes a wish
Someone else says "granted" but corrupts the wish into something bad.
They then says a wish that's corrupted by someone else.

Example
Poster #1 :: I wish I were 10 feet tall!
Poster #2 :: Granted, but you're decapitated when you ride the roller coaster you've always been too short for. I wish I were rich.
Poster #3 :: Granted, but you're robbed by a con artist posing as a banker. I wish I could fly.
etc...

by **Hashira** Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:12 am

Ok! I'll get us started!

I wish I were sleeping.

by **Samaena** Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:44 pm

Granted! But when you awaken you find that a freak winter storm has come through and all of your possessions are frozen in three feet of ice.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world!

by **Hashira** Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:46 am

Granted, but after meeting and having a fifteen minute conversation with the dumbest person in the world your brain blew a gasket!

I wish I could play guitar.

by **Samaena** Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:59 am

Granted! But while walking home with your guitar one day you trip, fall down a flight of stairs, the guitar breaks and you get impaled with one of the broken shards and spend two months in the hospital recovering.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

by Guest Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:59 am

Granted. As you understood the meaning of life got totally bored and killed your self.

I wish I couldn't wish.

by **Hashira** Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:13 am

Granted, however without the ability to wish you lose all hope for youself and the world. You take a trip to Mount Everest to end it all by snowboarding down the mountain without a board and face-first.

I wish oh I wish that I were a fish :p

by Guest Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:06 am

Granted. But then a shark comes this way and ..... Ok You know the rest

I wish I was the sun

by **Samaena** Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:34 am

Granted, but due to the extreme nature of your surface, and the fact that you're a ball of flames, no one can come near you, visit you or even stand to be close to you. You eventually die from lonlieness.

I wish I could see the future.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:38 am

Granted. And The first thing you saw from the future was your death the next second I granted you this wish Very Happy

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I wish I was the Earth

by **Samaena** Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:38 am

Granted, but because no one cares about the earth you die a slow and painful death by pollution.

I wish that an eye for an eye was still a viable form of punishment.

by Guest Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:17 am

Granted. Than You accidentally killed somebody as your car went out of the road and they put you on the road till some body would accidentally ......

I wish no one could corrupt my wishes on this forum Very Happy

by **Samaena** Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:04 pm

Granted, but then people would soon grow bored of never being able to corrupt your wishes and this thread would die...never to be read again.

I wish I could have retained my child-like innocence.

by Guest Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:05 am

Granted. But having a child like innocence makes you're very naive and everybody fools you on your back Razz

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I wish I was the biggest wolf on Server 1 Laughing

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by **Samaena** Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:25 pm

Granted, but unfortunatly your stats suck and everyone owns you.

I wish they'd never invented Dora the Explorer.

by **Hashira** Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:56 pm

Granted! But then all the children of the world started to love Barney again, thus driving the race to extinction!

I wish the grass was greener on this side too, not just on the other side.

by Guest Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:00 am

Granted. But than kids started looking only violence series and adult ones.
I wish everything had a sense!

by **Samaena** Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:55 pm

Granted, but without the nonsense everyone loses their sanity.

I wish there were only two seasons: Fall and Summer.

by **Hashira** Sat May 31, 2008 6:41 am

Granted, but this throws the world out of balance and into cataclysm...great going wishmaster! Laughing

I wish tires couldn't go flat Suspect

by **Samaena** Sat May 31, 2008 10:15 am

Granted, but instead of losing air, they gain it, and eventually you can't drive without them exploding.

I wish I had more patience.

by **Hashira** Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:08 am

Granted, but then you never get to experience the joy of road rage! Much later on in life, you die an old sweet woman who always got yelled at in the slow lane and never retaliated with the middle finger..so sad Sad

I wish Febreze made animal and human suppositories x_X

by Guest Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:42 am

Granted, but the suppositories behind to eat away the flesh in that area and everyone begins to crap them selfs without warning.

I wish they didn't make thongs over a certain size

by **Hashira** Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:40 am

Granted, but then Oprah started going commando...and you saw it. You decided death wasn't a good enough release so you decided to destroy existence as we know it. Everything just simply ceased t........................................................

I wish my break time would hurry up and get here -_-;

by Guest Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:46 pm

Granted, but you get captured by terrorists while on the way to the break room, spending the next 10 years in a cave...

I wish I could never get bored.

by **JFoubz** Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:06 pm

Granted, but outraged by your lack of boredom, the bored people of the world unite for a game of paintball duckhunter. Guess who's the duck........

I wish whoopass really did come in a can.

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