The Marooned Irishman

Yet another from my boss.

This old Irishman is marooned on a deserted island and one day he sees a young beautiful woman walking up the beach. He thinks its a mirage until she walks up to him. He tells her he's been marooned for 10 years. She asks, "So how long has it been since you had a fine cigar?". He replies, "That would be 10 years". She opens a zippered pocket and pulls out a box of the finest Cubans with a Zippo lighter. He grabs them and starts to light up. She then says, "When was the last time you had nice nice drink?" He replies to that, "That would also be 10 years". She then unzips her vest and pulls out a bottle of the finest 20 year old Irish whiskey. "Glory be, you must be a mirage", he says as he grabs the whiskey and takes a big drink. Finally, the woman says, "And when was the last time you played around?" He says, "Faith and Begora, don't tell me you have a set of clubs in there too!!"