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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:35 am

Subject: Winalot diet




A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward
With tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry &
that the food is nutritionally complete
So I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly
A guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no,
It was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car
hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

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