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			<title>Welcome KizMiaz</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>It's about time you got in here.. Heh heh heh



WELCOME!!!









You know the drill.. Look everything over and if you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.. and do not forget to add our clan tag  [BB] ingame ...  

If you need a premium ticket to do it, ask me and I will get you one... OK? </description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:32:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Welcome DeathNightmare</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><img src="http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/sonofsam327/Welcomes/BeadedWolf-shadowed-1.jpg" alt="" />
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<font color="cyan">You know the drill.. Look everything over and if you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.. and do not forget to change your clan tag to [BB]...  OK?</div></font>]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:38:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-deathnightmare-t951.htm#5568</comments>
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			<title>Welcome Grendle</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-grendle-t952.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><img src="http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/sonofsam327/Welcomes/BeadedWolf-shadowed-1.jpg" alt="" />
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<font color="cyan">You know the drill.. Look everything over and if you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.. and do not forget to change your clan tag to [BB]...  OK?</div></font>]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:38:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-grendle-t952.htm#5569</comments>
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			<title>WELCOME Arestonica</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-arestonica-t950.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><img src="http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/sonofsam327/Welcomes/BeadedWolf-shadowed-1.jpg" alt="" />
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<font color="cyan">You know the drill.. Look everything over and if you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.. and do not forget to change your clan tag to [BB]...  OK?</div></font>]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:37:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-arestonica-t950.htm#5567</comments>
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			<title>Welcome DeadPool</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><img src="http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/sonofsam327/Welcomes/BeadedWolf-shadowed-1.jpg" alt="" />
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<font color="cyan">You know the drill.. Look everything over and if you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.. and do not forget to change your clan tag to [BB].,  OK?</div></font>]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:35:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-deadpool-t949.htm#5566</comments>
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			<title>A Blonde Moment?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>A young blonde woman is speaking to her psychiatrist. 



Blonde: &quot;I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.&quot; 



Psychiatrist: &quot;Don't you have a phone in your car?&quot; 



Blonde: &quot;That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.&quot; 



Psychiatrist: &quot;Uh ... How's that working?&quot; 



Blonde: &quot;Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet.&quot; 



Psychiatrist:  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 10:46:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/a-blonde-moment-t938.htm#5459</comments>
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			<title>Never Lie to your Mother!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>Brian invited his mother over for dinner.. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. 



Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. 



Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,  ...</description>
			<category>The Not-so-Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 14:42:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>My art works from Photoshop CS2/CS3</title>
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			<dc:creator>Blood Sukkubus Of Sorrow</dc:creator>
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			<category>The Art Gallery</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 18:24:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Greetings Everyone</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>I have pretty much let you all know who I am and what I want to see happening here when I addressed you all in our ingame messages.. so here I will just post my wolf so you can see where I am at right now too...





Werewolf [BB] The GodFather



	

				 				  			

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			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:57:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/greetings-everyone-t853.htm#5193</comments>
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			<title>Activity Check-Members report here</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/general-discussion-brags-more-f7/activity-check-members-report-here-t879.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hitman</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Please post here to show that you are still active in the clan  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>General Discussion, Brags, &amp; More</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:00:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/general-discussion-brags-more-f7/activity-check-members-report-here-t879.htm#5238</comments>
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			<title>recomendations</title>
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			<dc:creator>SES</dc:creator>
			<description>put anime shows here that you recommend for others to watch. be sure to include a summary/description of the show.</description>
			<category>Anime</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:16:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/anime-f20/recomendations-t393.htm#1797</comments>
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			<title>Not really anime - Manga List</title>
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			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's what I have in queue to read in case any of you want some Manga suggestions:
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<img src="http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q99/Reiaze/miscgames/to-read.png" alt="" />
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( I was too lazy to type them all ^_^ )]]></description>
			<category>Anime</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:42:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/anime-f20/not-really-anime-manga-list-t399.htm#1816</comments>
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			<title>Our Suggestions to Jeggie: An Anime List</title>
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			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description>Guyver

Wolf's Rain

Karin (might be Chibi-Vampire)

Detective Conan

Love Hina

Sorceror Hunters (or Bakaretsu Hunters)

Bastard!

Jubei-chan

Blue Seed

Inukami

Fushigi Yuugi

Bamboo Blade

Black Cat

DNA^2

Hellsing

Vision of Escaflowne

Ichigo 100% (or Strawberry 100%)

Magical Knight Rayearth

X1999

Nadesico

Lost Universe

Slayers (Slayers [1st series], Slayers Next [2nd], Slayers Try [3rd], Slayers Revolution [4th])

Neon Genesis Evangelion

One Piece

Rurouni  ...</description>
			<category>Anime</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:55:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/anime-f20/our-suggestions-to-jeggie-an-anime-list-t398.htm#1815</comments>
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			<title>Do we want new medals and awards here?</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/general-discussion-brags-more-f7/do-we-want-new-medals-and-awards-here-t864.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="cyan"><strong>I will be looking into making us some new medals and awards soon .. does anyone have a basic theme in mind they would like to see for our NEW Medals and awards?
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Ideas? Comments? ANYONE????</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>General Discussion, Brags, &amp; More</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 16:57:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/general-discussion-brags-more-f7/do-we-want-new-medals-and-awards-here-t864.htm#5214</comments>
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			<title>JFoubz's artsy works</title>
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			<dc:creator>JFoubz</dc:creator>
			<description>



I began work on this a few weeks after joining BBA. After a while i got a photobucket acct. and now this is on my character description. If anyone wants this on their page, just pm me, and i'll remove my name from it. Feedback is welcome.







My old avatar on Server 9 (i get bored and doodle on the paint program)







My NEW avatar on server 9. </description>
			<category>The Art Gallery</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:30:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-art-gallery-f31/jfoubz-s-artsy-works-t814.htm#4916</comments>
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			<title>Medals and awards</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/general-discussion-brags-more-f7/medals-and-awards-t697.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Has anyone realized that HOS (house of stupid) has stolen our style on awards and medals?
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look for yourself <a href="http://world8.monstersgame.co.uk/index.php?ac=showuser&amp;showuserid=190001572" target="_blank">http://world8.monstersgame.co.uk/index.php?ac=showuser&amp;showuserid=190001572</a>
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to bad they suck at copying them.]]></description>
			<category>General Discussion, Brags, &amp; More</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:21:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/general-discussion-brags-more-f7/medals-and-awards-t697.htm#3393</comments>
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			<title>Wrong Choice</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/wrong-choice-t796.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/ryancementheads/image0011.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>The Not-so-Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:27:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/wrong-choice-t796.htm#4598</comments>
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			<title>Hashira Souretsu</title>
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			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description>



Artemus Zier. Yes, I know he looks like Sephiroth - he's modeled after him!





Anubis, the egyptian god associated with mummification and the afterlife.





A pair of swords that fit together that I'm designing for Artemus.



....and yes, it's not coming along well at all x_x; ; ;





 </description>
			<category>The Art Gallery</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:06:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-art-gallery-f31/hashira-souretsu-t55.htm#76</comments>
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			<title>[-BBA-] Old Clan News - 2008</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bba-old-clan-news-2008-t316.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>January

Clan did not exist on Server 8 / Server 8 was not open





February

Clan did not exist on Server 8 / Server 8 was not open





March

Clan did not exist on Server 8





April

Clan did not exist on Server 8





May

Clan did not exist on Server 8





June

Clan did not exist on Server 8





July 

07.27.2008  Our war with [S*K]°Forsaken Empire° has ended.

07.25.2008  Please Welcome vampiresucker to the clan!

07.23.2008  Please Welcome IS JUST A GAME  ...</description>
			<category>Archived Clan Page News</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:30:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bba-old-clan-news-2008-t316.htm#1146</comments>
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			<title>Archived Clan Page News</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/archived-clan-page-news-t68.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description>January

Clan did not exist on Server 8 / Server 8 was not open



February

Clan did not exist on Server 8 / Server 8 was not open



March

· 03.30.2008 ~ Didn't like the bold, so went with bullets.

03.29.2008 ~ I'm going to start putting new news in bold.

03.29.2008 ~ Updated the clan page graphics, I think they fit better. I'm happy now ^_^

03.29.2008 ~ Medal Set Two (Wins 100-800) done! FYI, Medal Set One was for Admin positions.

03.25.2008 ~ We're ranked 28th/11th! Wow, great job everyone!

03.25.2008  ...</description>
			<category>Archived Clan Page News</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:22:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/archived-clan-page-news-t68.htm#153</comments>
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			<title>The Perfect Husband</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-perfect-husband-t767.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>The Perfect Husband





Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. 

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. 

Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 



MAN: &quot;Hello.&quot; 



WOMAN: &quot;Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?&quot; 



MAN: &quot;Yes.&quot; 



WOMAN: &quot;I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?&quot; 



MAN: &quot;Sure, go  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:32:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-perfect-husband-t767.htm#4200</comments>
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			<title>HOLA!!!! this is my first post</title>
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			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>hi this is seqenenre...



i`m new here...after 5 yrs..i`m back again



here a re my stats...



lately i`m under attack from vampires...





Character level:  	Level 10

Strength: 	(25)

Defence: 	(24)

Agility: 	(23)

Stamina: 	(24)

Dexterity: 	(22)

Total experience 	(491|500)

Experience (for next level) 	(86|95)

Health: 	(325|325)





Statistics

Total loot: 	16,129 kgs of flesh

Victims bitten (via link): 	0

Fights: 	63

Victories: 	54

Defeats: 	9

Draws:  ...</description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:30:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/hola-this-is-my-first-post-t755.htm#4143</comments>
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			<title>Farmer Clyde</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/farmer-clyde-t760.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde . 



&quot;Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?&quot; asked the lawyer. 



Clyde responded, &quot;Well, I'll tell you what happened.I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...&quot; 

&quot;I didn't ask for any details,&quot; the lawyer interrupted.&quot;Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?&quot;  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:21:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/farmer-clyde-t760.htm#4149</comments>
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			<title>hello to all</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/hello-to-all-t724.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[hello i'm new werewolf on the block and happy to be in this block
<br />
I really do hope that im enjoy in this block
<br />
please give me advice to be a good werewolf
<br />
happy hunting and regards to all the elder wolves
<br />
hooowaaaaaaa...]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:44:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/hello-to-all-t724.htm#3799</comments>
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			<title>Welcome me</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-me-t722.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[nice to be part of the clan
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<br />
XxxxX]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:58:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/welcome-me-t722.htm#3725</comments>
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			<title>My late introduction</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/my-late-introduction-t713.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>tuta</dc:creator>
			<description>hi everybody. i'm a new werewolf as far as most areas of the game are concerned. i used to play MG in world 6 or something like that as a vamp. Recently i saw one of my friends playing and so decided that i'd come back to play and joined world8 as a were.



The other week hitman messaged me about joining the bba and so i joined and am now trying to make a better account with the help of all your help.hope to contribute well to this clan.



As to my online activity i'll try to go online  ...</description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:55:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/my-late-introduction-t713.htm#3608</comments>
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			<title>Italian Customer Agents</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/italian-customer-agents-t717.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description> Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.



The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro."



"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.



"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.



"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen says disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."



"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:27:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/italian-customer-agents-t717.htm#3654</comments>
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			<title>Greetings to all</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/greetings-to-all-t683.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JFoubz</dc:creator>
			<description>JFoubz ,, Level 10. Been playing since 06' on other servers.</description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:14:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/greetings-to-all-t683.htm#3315</comments>
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			<title>War war war</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/war-war-war-t669.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Melodic Claws.. Been playing this game for 2 years... not on this server though... Enjoy</description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:00:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/war-war-war-t669.htm#3241</comments>
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			<title>Yo! Sannin' folks...</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/yo-sannin-folks-t667.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[H3llo folks! My is me Dez my ign is S3rp3nt1n3_S13uth. I am 22 y.o. from Baton Rouge, Louisiana (US). I am a legacy member of the werewolf clan Bloodhunters/ WyldBloodhunters so I am kinda saavy  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />.   Anyways I am elated you guys invited me, it's so monotonous playing alone.]]></description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:54:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/yo-sannin-folks-t667.htm#3231</comments>
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			<title>Women's Ass Size Study</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/women-s-ass-size-study-t395.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description>There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses.



The results are pretty shocking: 



1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too  big. 

 

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 

 

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love  him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.



Even though my wife'd probably say the same thing at the bottom, I had to put this up!  ...</description>
			<category>The Not-so-Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:43:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/women-s-ass-size-study-t395.htm#1802</comments>
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			<title>I am Knuckles the Insane</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/i-am-knuckles-the-insane-t624.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>I am Knuckles the Insane.  I'm a former member of the Defiant Training Camp.  I was a higher level Wolf but had to leave the game due to medical reasons.  Now that I'm back in the game, I will do my best to honour my new clan.  Thank you for accepting me and I promise I won't let you down.</description>
			<category>Welcome Message &amp; Introductions</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:07:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/welcome-message-introductions-f42/i-am-knuckles-the-insane-t624.htm#2943</comments>
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			<title>Curtain Rods</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/curtain-rods-t664.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. 

 

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things .

 

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water 

 

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:52:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/curtain-rods-t664.htm#3197</comments>
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			<title>Two Red Necks and a Hole</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/two-red-necks-and-a-hole-t663.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. 



The first hunter says &quot; Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?&quot;



The second hunter says&quot; I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.&quot;



The first hunter says &quot; There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:42:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/two-red-necks-and-a-hole-t663.htm#3196</comments>
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			<title>The Middle Wife.</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-middle-wife-t662.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher 

 

 

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. 

 

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that.  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-middle-wife-t662.htm#3195</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-middle-wife-t662.htm</guid>
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			<title>Lie Detector</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/lie-detector-t661.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>John was a salesman's delight when it came to any  kind of unusual gimmick.



His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get  him to change.

 

One day, John came home with another one of his  unusual purchases.

 

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

 

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy,  their 11 year old son, returned home from school.



 Tommy was over 2 hours late.



 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?',  ...</description>
			<category>The Not-so-Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:24:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/lie-detector-t661.htm#3194</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/lie-detector-t661.htm</guid>
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			<title>Passing an exam</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/passing-an-exam-t647.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Passing an exam



Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.



The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.



The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.



Then the second patient  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:41:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/passing-an-exam-t647.htm#3139</comments>
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			<title>Scared sleeping</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/scared-sleeping-t648.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Scared sleeping



Shakey went to a psychiatrist. &quot;Doc,&quot; he said, &quot;I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. &quot;you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!&quot; 



&quot;Just put yourself in my hands for two years,&quot; said the shrink. &quot;Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears.&quot; 



&quot;How much do you charge?&quot; 



&quot;A hundred  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:44:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/scared-sleeping-t648.htm#3140</comments>
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			<title>A mental hospital</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/a-mental-hospital-t646.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>A mental hospital



After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.



&quot;Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.&quot;



&quot;Oh, he didn't kill himself,&quot; Mr. Haroldson replied.  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:38:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/a-mental-hospital-t646.htm#3138</comments>
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			<title>Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/why-men-don-t-write-advice-columns-t613.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Samaena</dc:creator>
			<description>This is the reason why men don't write advice columns.



Dear Walter: 



I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for 12 years.  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:55:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/why-men-don-t-write-advice-columns-t613.htm#2809</comments>
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			<title>kid with head for buissness</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/kid-with-head-for-buissness-t560.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>there was a man in bed with a married woman and then they hear the husband come inside. the man runs into the closet where there is total darkness. &quot;it's pretty dark in hear&quot; a voice says and the man is supprised to see that the womans son is hiding in the closet. &quot; wanna buy my baseball&quot; and the man says no.&quot;oh well then. shall i tell my dad that you are in here. the man breaks under the pressure from the boy. &quot;so how much for the ball&quot; the man says. 250 bucks  ...</description>
			<category>The Not-so-Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:04:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/kid-with-head-for-buissness-t560.htm#2481</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-not-so-clean-comedy-club-f44/kid-with-head-for-buissness-t560.htm</guid>
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			<title>Bite Awards</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bite-awards-t545.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="cyan">More coming later.</font>
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<img src="http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh65/bloodbrotherhood/awards/SetSix/set-6_3-2000.jpg" alt="" />
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<dl class="codebox"><dt>Code:</dt><dd><code>
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Over 2000 Bitten Victims&#58;
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			<category>Archived Clan Page News</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:20:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bite-awards-t545.htm#2372</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bite-awards-t545.htm</guid>
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			<title>Weekly Clan Messages</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/weekly-clan-messages-t521.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>blah blah blah.......Hitman will post what I need in here in a  while.</description>
			<category>Archived Clan Page News</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:44:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/weekly-clan-messages-t521.htm#2318</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/weekly-clan-messages-t521.htm</guid>
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			<title>Character Outline Questionnaire</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/poems-short-stories-f30/character-outline-questionnaire-t86.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description>I found this online, it's quite helpful when writing character bios! To use it, Copy / Paste / Complete!



Profile for: [insert name]



Gender:

Race:

Age:

Birthdate:

Astrological Sign:

Chinese Zodiac Sign:

Blood Type:

Height:

Measurements:

Beliefs/Religion:

Hobby:

(Twist):



Basic Description:





-------------------

Current Information

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&gt;family background



&gt;birth place



&gt;history, background



&gt;home



&gt;possesions,  ...</description>
			<category>Poems &amp; Short Stories</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:53:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/poems-short-stories-f30/character-outline-questionnaire-t86.htm#243</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/poems-short-stories-f30/character-outline-questionnaire-t86.htm</guid>
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			<title>[BB] Blacklist Entries</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bb-blacklist-entries-t494.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hashira</dc:creator>
			<description>Can Rejoin on Probation

···· melcore / Kicked / Ratios bad / Probation if rejoins: one (1) week / Strikes: *

···· M4gnum / Kicked / Ratios bad / Probation if rejoins: one (1) week / Strikes: *



Permanent Bans

···· Blackjack / Kicked / Suspected of also being Hellhound and RuffytheVampireSlayer / Banned

···· Hellhound / Kicked / Suspected of also being Blackjack and RuffytheVampireSlayer / Banned

···· RuffytheVampireSlayer / Kicked / Suspected of also being Blackjack and Hellhound  ...</description>
			<category>Archived Clan Page News</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:56:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bb-blacklist-entries-t494.htm#2171</comments>
			<guid>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/archived-clan-page-news-f32/bb-blacklist-entries-t494.htm</guid>
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			<title>Feral Hollow and his novel</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/poems-short-stories-f30/feral-hollow-and-his-novel-t492.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[uhmm... is it ok to just put the link to where you could find my stories?
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<a href="http://storyteller-san.deviantart.com" target="_blank">http://storyteller-san.deviantart.com</a>
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i hope you would read my stories and some of my essays as well and a crap poem i wrote  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="43" /> 
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thanks a lot!]]></description>
			<category>Poems &amp; Short Stories</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:17:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/poems-short-stories-f30/feral-hollow-and-his-novel-t492.htm#2167</comments>
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			<title>A wise wish</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/a-wise-wish-t484.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>A man walking along an Australian beach was deep in prayer.



Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” 



The man said, “Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can drive over anytime I want.”



The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom! The concrete and steel  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:44:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/a-wise-wish-t484.htm#2130</comments>
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			<title>The perfect divorce letter</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-perfect-divorce-letter-t483.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>Dear Husband



I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've

been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell.







Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.







You came home and ate in two minutes, and  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:36:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/the-perfect-divorce-letter-t483.htm#2129</comments>
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			<title>Scared Driver</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/scared-driver-t482.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.



The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.



For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”



The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”



The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:33:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/scared-driver-t482.htm#2128</comments>
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			<title>Smelling And Hearing</title>
			<link>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/smelling-and-hearing-t481.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, &quot;Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell.&quot; The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week. The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, &quot;Doc, there's been a change but not for the  ...</description>
			<category>The Clean Comedy Club</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:17:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://bloodbrotherhood.forumotion.com/the-clean-comedy-club-f43/smelling-and-hearing-t481.htm#2107</comments>
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